“There aren’t too many props from that era. That stuff is in a box called ”unspeakables” in her filing cabinet,” said Dim, “next to her ”unmentionables.” “We’ll check there first. Thanks guys,” said DF. DF, JSS and KA left.
“Hey did you guys hear? Ellen Beatha is coming back to town as Rachel,” said Hill smiling.
“Cool Hill,” said GT.
“Yeah. We’re excited for you Hill,” said Dim.
Just then Erika Slezak, the ULTIMATE OLTL Diva walked in. She was yelling into her cell phone.
“Look! Diva Slezak is yelling into her cell phone!” said George.
“You know, I’ve never seen her yell before…” said KdP, “And I’ve been here a long time.”
“I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen her yell either,” said Patty E.
“Should we be worried?” asked Dim with concern.
Just then, Diva Slezak pushed the off button and began walking toward the coffee pot crew.
“You sounded like Tori there for a minute,” added Hill.
ES rolled her eyes, “Honestly, I just had to speak up. I got my latest script and Ben and Blondie do “it” two days after Blondie gets out of the hospital. I mean my character just had breast surgery!!”
“No my agent. It’s time for me to exercise some creative control,” said ES walking off.
KdP spoke up, “You know, you guys better get your bets in now concerning who Colin tags first.”
“What are the odds Kassie?” asked Patty E.
“5 to 1 for Nora, 10 to 1 for Roseanne, and 5 to 1 for Blair and Carlotta is a long shot with 20 to 1,” said KdP checking her palm pilot.
Just then, Patty M, wearing nothing but a bathrobe, walked past the crew arm in arm with Ty Treadway laughing at his jokes. The coffee pot crew was in shock.
“I’m putting my money on Carlotta,” said Dim reaching into her pockets.
“Hubba, hubba…” said Patty E drooling at TT, “Say Dim, did you ever plant that wrapper in Jill’s office making Colin Renee’s long lost brother?”
“Sure did,” grinned Dim.
Just then Darlene Vogel, the New Chick walked up, “Hi guys.”
“Hey New Chick!” said the crew.
“You know, I can’t find Gary Warner’s book anywhere…” said DV.
“Think Jill bought all the copies up?” asked EP crossing her arms.
“I wouldn’t put it past her,” said Hill.
Finally Diva Hickland walked in, “Girls, I just got the dirtiest dirt!!”
“Diva Hickland to you. Who are you?!” said Diva Hickland.
“Darlene Vogel – The New Chick,” said DV.
“You could pass for Lindsay’s sister…” said Diva Hickland.
“Thanks,” said DV. She didn’t notice the resemblance.
“Diva Hickland!! C’Mon!! I wanna’ hear the dirt,” said Dim full of anxiety.
Diva Hickland just grinned and evilly chuckled, “Diva Dano maybe joining Regis!! YES!!” Diva Hickland did the happy dance.
“Are you sure Diva Hickland? Last I heard Diva Dano comes back on April 28th,” said Hill.
“What?!” exclaimed Diva Hickland in shock, “I just got done redecorating the dressing room!! In pink!!”
“Let’s just say the deed to Starr’s house isn’t in Jill’s unspeakables,” said DF.
“What is?” asked Dim.
“You don’t want to know…” said JSS.
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Dim walked onto the courtroom set dressed in a Botrina Tran Buchanan Gannon Power Suit. Will was supposed to be sentenced. Dim joined PC, JdP, and Patty E who were going to stand in back of the court and gloat. Just then TDS walked up to Dim.
“You know Dim, there’s only one thing we can do to save Botrina and RJ. Are you up to it?” said TDS.
“Sure,” said Dim, “Why not?”
Dim and TDS exchanged a secret grin.
“What are you two up too?” asked PC.
“You’ll see,” said Dim.
Just then the director walked in and yelled, ‘Action!’ The scene began.
Sam, Nora, and Will were sitting at the defendant’s table. Hank and Jared were sitting at the plaintiff’s table. Ben, Bo, Lindsay, Jessie, and Blair were sitting in the Rappaport camp.
“I hereby sentence you to 7 years in Statesville!” said the judge banging his gavel. The noble and heroic Rappaports were stunned. Asa, Max, Renee, and Botrina laughed and gloated. The Rappaports gave them the evil eye.
Just then RJ walked, “Botrina!! We have to talk!”
“Here will do just fine!!” said Botrina.
“Fine!!” said RJ.
“Fine!!” imitated Botrina.
RJ held up a handful of papers.
“What’s that? Divorce papers?” asked Botrina.
“No Botrina, the results of the checkup you had last week!!” exclaimed RJ.
“So what? Do I have breast cancer too?” exclaimed Botrina.
“No!! You’re pregnant!!” exclaimed RJ.
Botrina looked shocked, “Again?”
Asa patted Botrina on the back, “Good work G.D. I’m proud of you!!”
“That’s not in the script we got,” said Dim.
The director frowned, “Jill won’t like this at all.”
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Later on that day Woodsy walked back into JFP’s office looking sad. JFP was trying to read her chicken scratch on her 3 Musketeers wrappers while smoking 3 ciggies.
“Well Woodsy? Did you get the Nasty Notepad?” she asked.
“Sorry Jill. Things have changed since I was in the Army. Seems they’ve installed some high tech booby traps and I couldn’t get through.”
JFP just frowned, “Oh well. There’s always next week.”
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It was the end of the say. Dim, TDS, JSS, and EP were in her dressing room drinking H20.
“So Poisonwood, how do you like working with Kamar?” asked Dim.
Poisonwood just grinned, “I’ll crack his egotistical attitude yet. I’m working on an Antonio VooDoo love doll. One stick of the pin and Antonio will find lust with me!!”
“You better watch out and make sure you don’t stick the wrong doll,” said JSS.
Just then Patty M and NP walked in with the sneak peek. Patty M held up the 3 Musketeers wrappers and NP took it.
“You’ll have to forgive her. She’s a bit awestruck…” said NP.
NP read, “All my FOJ’s are on the train wreck but heroic Will saves everyone with Ben and Sam’s help and gets a pardon.”
Dim, TDS, and EP rolled their eyes.
JSS just smiled.
Just then AngelaB, the trusty and dependable UPS girl walked in with a postcard for Dim. Dim read, “Dear Dim, Rog and I are considering doing a pokeman movie. It’s got to better than Jill’s drivel. Sorry to hear that Jill killed off Freddie. I know you liked him. Take Care. Love, your ex-roomie Flo.”
“Yeah,” said TDS, “It’s a shame Jill had McT knock off Freddie.”
“Jill Will Pay,” said Dim.
NEXT:
1. JB tries to schmoze Liz2 at a social event.
2. Will little KA find what she’s looking for?
3. Jill is furious over Dim and Tim’s continued civil disobedience.
4. McT goes on a date!!
5. The diabolical Marlena DeLacroix spars with Jill.
6. The Buchanans are happy for Botrina and RJ.
7. NP and Patty M got the sneak peek.
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