OLTL SATIRE-PART NINE

An OLTL Satire – Part IX – "I've got everything in here including the kitchen sink"
This is a work of fiction. It is meant to be satirical in nature.

WHAT HAPPENS:
Botrina SMACKS Sykes
JFP does something about her intercom
Dim does an AOL on line chat
Flo got scoop

JFP sent Dim to the AOL offices to do an on line chat.
"Dim, got any scoop?" asked Ingrid.
"I do, but I can't tell you. I signed a confidentiality contract," replied Dim.
"Dim, what's going on with you and Kevin? Is Botrina gonna' kick Kevin's @$$?" asked Ginger Spice.
"Well, that might be in the works," replied Dim.
"Do you get along w/FL?" asked Jackie.
"Yeah. I'm excited to say I finally got a scene w/my roomie today," said Dim.
"What do you think of your therapy storyline?" asked Island Girl.
"LOL!! Well, Jill says you can't enough of a good thing but I think you can," said Dim.
"Dim one last question," wrote Violet, "What do you think of Botrina and Nora's catfights?"
"Well, it gives me something to do, HEHEHEHE," said Dim, "Gotta go and cause more trouble…"
END OF CHAT
Dim was down in wardrobe picking out a HUGE handbag.
"Dim, that's a pretty big bag," said GT who was there picking out a purse for Kelly.
"Yeah. I want to make sure everything fits in it – including the kitchen sink," said Dim
. "Whatcha' ya got cooking?" asked GT.
"Something devious…" muttered Dim smiling.
The director yelled action. Dim, as Botrina, dressed in a power suit, walked into a courtroom with her HUGE handbag at her side. Botrina saw Téa and Viki gabbing in the courtroom. Viki walked up to Botrina.
"Botrina Tran, right? You're running Buchanan Enterprises for Asa?" asked Viki.
"Ah, yes…" muttered Botrina.
"Well, I run the Banner. I'm sorry my son Kevin printed that article about you…" said Viki.
Just then Téa walked up.
"Oh, well, thanks. Just the same. I hope you don't mind if I sue him for libel?" asked Botrina.
"It might do him some good," replied Viki.
"Need a lawyer? I'll do a libel suit. And I'm looking for a…client," said Téa.
"Actually, you're just the lawyer I had in mind. Can we go outside into the hall?" asked Botrina. They walked outside.
"Why me?" asked Téa.
"Well, I may be many things – I may occasionally tell a white lie. And if I need to manipulate – I might. I may be devious and underhanded at time BUT I do not steal. Everything I ever got in life – I earned. I worked hard with grit and determination. I do not commit industrial espionage. I never have and never will. And Kevin Buchanan is going to pay for even suggesting such a thing," finished Botrina.
"This sounds like it could be fun," said Téa. Téa offered her hand and Botrina shook it. Just then Sykes came along and put a hand on a Téa's free arm. Botrina swung and SMACKED! Sykes with her purse (that had the kitchen sink in it) On accident. Of course.
"OOUCH!" declared Sykes letting his hand go. Téa stepped aside. Botrina swung around again.
"Oh, so sorry Commissioner!" said Botrina. Her purse swung around again and SMACKED! Sykes on the other arm.
"AAAHHH!" yelled Sykes, "Miss Tran, What do you have in that thing?"
Téa bit her lip.
"Darn bag!" exclaimed Botrina swinging around. The handbag whipped around again and SMACKED! Sykes upside his back causing him to fall flat on his face.
"Oops," said Botrina. Botrina and Téa looked at each other and giggled.
Dim was walking down the hall PL caught up to her.
"Hi Dim," said PL.
"Hi Pam. I see you've got the mail again," said Dim.
"Yeah. And this is the last time. I can't write this thing if I'm always getting the mail," said Pam, "Why don't you come in w/me while I brief Jill."
"Why me?" asked Dim.
"Because – I think you get a kick out of it," said PL smiling. They walked into JFP's office.
JFP was pulling out the guts of her intercom and making a mess. Bob Woods was standing behind her telling her what to do.
"Bob's helping me fix my intercom so I can get this 'jeopardy' music off of it," said JFP.
Dim raised an eyebrow and Bob Woods smiled at her.
"Hi Botrina," said Bob giggling.
"Hi Dad," said Dim.
"Dim, have you ever gone fishing?" asked JFP putting the intercom back together.
"Once or twice," muttered Dim.
"Good," said JFP putting her intercom back together, "Bob, is this thing fixed?"
"Well, push the button Jill," said Bob.
JFP pushed the button. Twilight Zone music filled the air.
Bob, Dim, and Pam giggled. JFP frowned.
Dim walked into her dressing room. It was the end of the day. Flo was chugging H20. Dim picked up a bottle and sat down.
"Dim, that was great w/the purse. I loved it," said Flo.
"Thanks. I thought it was kind of funny too," said Dim.
"But it's gonna' get worse," said Flo.
"Got scoop?" asked Dim.
"Well, Todd and Téa are finishing up therapy and Todd's going back on trial for the dynamite thing…" started Flo.
"And?" asked Dim.
"Here's where it gets ugly. Sykes tells Téa he'll arrange it so charges against Todd are dropped it Téa divorces Todd and marries him…" finished Flo.
"Ewewewewewew…." muttered Dim, "What than?"
"I haven't gotten any other scripts. Just when I thought…" started Flo.
"What? That Todd and Téa were going to…finally…get some?" finished Dim smiling.
Flo rolled her eyes, "You know, that's the question of my life…"
"So, you think it's gonna get worse before it gets better?" asked Dim.
"Got a year?" asked Flo.

NEXT:
Botrina, Drew, and Bo go fishing
SOD publishes it's summer best/worst issue
PL sets JFP straight about the mail
Flo got more scoop
Todd calls Roseanne "Junior".