OLTL SATIRE-PART TWENTY FOUR

An OLTL Satire - Part 24 - "Somebody gave you a BAD script, Flo…"

This is a work of fiction. It is meant to be satirical in nature.

WHAT HAPPENS:
1. Botrina tries to cheerup Bo and takes him for a walk in the park.
2. RS and Dim get their hands on PL's contract.
3. Montana BooBee is back…and kills a few rumors while she's here.
4. What else? Flo got scoop. And just how HOT is it? hehehe….

Dim and RS were up to their old tricks. It was "o" dark-thirty in the morning. They were slithering down the halls of the OLTL studio until they got to PL's office. Dim picked the lock - with a credit card.
"That was too easy," said RS pulling out her flashlight.
"Boy, it's pretty scary in here," muttered Dim.
RS went to PL's desk and started pulling out mystery pens and various writing utensils. She even pulled out a female brain sucking machine.
"Robin - keep that thing away from me. Botrina's the only female in Llanview left with a clue," said Dim, "Of course it helps when I adlib my lines…"
"Don't worry. I won't turn it on," said RS, "Here it is."
RS pulled out PL's contract, "How soon do you want her gone?"
"Let's shoot for Christmas, huh?" suggested Dim.
RS put pen to paper, "Christmas it is…"
It was seven o'clock in the morning. Dim procured a can of coffee for her coffee pot and was walking down the halls when she caught up with Flo who was just walking in the doors.
"Hi Flo," said Dim.
"Hi Dim. Another late night with Robin?" asked Flo.
"You know me all too well," said Dim.
Just then JFP walked through the doors giggling.
"What are you giggling for Jill?" asked Dim.
"Hi. Dim. Hi Flo. Guess what?" said JFP.
"What?" asked Flo.
"No sex for you. No sex for Todd and Téa, hehehe…" giggled JFP. She walked off.
"What was that about? Jill's been riding my a…ah, you know what, about Todd and Téa never having sex since I started doing mail call with you," said Flo.
"I don't know what that's about but it could become annoying fast," said Dim.
They continued down the hall till they got to their dressing room.
Dim and Gina walked onto Botrina's office set at Buchanan Enterprises dressed in power suits. Dim sat down behind Botrina's desk. The director yelled 'Action!' and the scene began.
Botrina was reviewing contracts when Kelly walked in.
"Botrina, we got the refinery in Louisiana," said Kelly smiling.
"Oh, good…" said Botrina not looking up.
Kelly sat down in front of Botrina, "Hey, is something bothering you?"v Botrina looked up, "Yeah. Kevin. Kelly, I need a cohort in crime. Are you up to the challenge?"
"Sounds like fun. What's up?" asked Kelly.
"Well, I gotta know something first. Are you and Kevin buds - you know - KnK?" asked Botrina.
"Nah. I got the ass with him when he foiled my deal with Rrrrod the other day," replied Kelly.
"Good. I want to ship Kevin off to that war torn but rich in international news providence of Kosovo…" started Botrina.
"…how can you do that? You run Buchanan Enterprises - not the Banner," said Kelly.
"That's why I need a cohort in crime. I can't pull this off by myself…" said Botrina.
"O.k. Count me in," said Kelly.
The scene ended.
Dim, Gina, and Flo were walking down the halls to the makeup room. They walked past JFP's office door and JFP stuck her head out the door.
"…oh, Flo…" jingled JFP.
Flo turned around.
"No sex for you. Todd and Téa - Denied," jingled JFP.
Flo made a face.
JFP shut the door.
"Flo? Piss off JFP did you?" asked Gina.
"Guess I did but I don't know how. Maybe it was all the Todd and Téa sex stuff at mail call…her jingling is getting very annoying," said Flo. They continued walking to the makeup room.
The makeup room was abuzz in rumors. Dim, Gina, Flo, ET, EP, and DJ were "dissing" the dirt.
"Did you see Jennifer Bransford on Vengence Unlimited?" asked Dim, "She was pretty good."
"Yeah, she was HOT," said DJ drooling.
"Ratings went down to a 3.1," said ET.
"Ewewewewew…." muttered EP, DJ, Dim, Flo, and Gina.
"I heard Rog got a gig on the Nanny," said DJ.
"NOT!" said Flo.
"I heard Roseanne's gonna be the next psycho after BooBee…" said Gina.
"Hey, I've only been around for 6 weeks," said EP, "Besides, my buddy Pam told me I was gonna be a doctor."
"I heard me and JSS were going to do supersoap weekend," said ET, "Wish they 'd tell me."
"You should have heard what they asked TG in the AOL on-line chat…" started DJ.
All of a sudden, SS, dressed as Montana BooBee with a water pistol burst in, "Guys! I'm back from LA! And I'm ready! Bring 'em on! Gimme a few good rumors to kill!"
"Looking HOT BooBee!" exclaimed DJ.
They all laughed while BooBee killed some rumors.
Flo and Dim were eating salads for lunch in their dressing room. There was a knock on the door.
"Come in," said Flo.
Rog stuck his head in the door, "Hi Flo. Guess what?"
"What?" asked Flo.
Rog walked in and gave her a script. H had his hair up like Rrrrod, "I just got back from meeting with Ange. """IT""" happens between Todd and Téa. This is the script…"
"No way!!" said Flo, "Jill's been messing with me all day saying Téa's never gonna any…"
"Flo, it's pretty…well…it's…" stammered Rog, "It's a good thing I'm leaving."
Flo flipped through her script, "Todd does…Téa says…" she muttered. Flo looked at Rog. Rog raised an eyebrow in a very Toddian way. Flo brought her hand to her forehead in a very Téaian way and they laughed. Dim walked onto the set in a power suit. RSW was all ready there. The director yelled 'Action!' and the scene began.
Botrina and Bo walked arm through arm through the park.
"Well Dad, I'm glad you're doing better," said Botrina.
"Yeah, but I'm very worried for you. You know RJ is on the lam," said Bo.
"I know," said Botrina, "Please, no lectures on RJ."
"He's bad for you," said Bo.
"Yeah? And?" said Botrina.
"Look, I don't want to fight," said Bo.
"Neither do I. Dad, you know sometimes I do things that aren't politically correct. You'll still love me, won't you?" asked Botrina.
Bo gave Botrina a great big hug.
"Are you talking about you and RJ?" asked Bo.
"Well…" muttered Botrina.
"I will forgive you anything Trina. You're my only child…now," said Bo. Botrina smiled a guilty smile. The scene ended.
Dim and Flo walked into JFP's office for mail call. Flo had her script with her. JFP dragged on two ciggies.
"Well, girls…" said JFP, "Ratings?"
"3.1 this week," said Dim.
"You know, I found my contract. I didn't know if ratings got under 3.5 I could be fired at will…" said JFP.
"ohhh…" said Dim acting coy.
"How'd we do in the SOD polls?" asked JFP.
"Well, Botrina and RJ took HOTTEST couple. Rrrrrrod took best Italian accent. Téa got best dressed. Kevin lost in the hottest leading man department," said Dim.
Flo thumbed through her script.
"What's that Flo?" asked JFP.
"It's a script. It's THE script…" said Flo getting back at JFP.
"THE script?" questioned JFP.
"Todd and Téa do """IT""" Jill," said Flo grinning.
"Somebody gave you a BAD script, Flo…" stammered JFP caught off guard.
"You don't know what """IT""" I'm talking about do you?" asked Flo.
"Now, I'm lost…" said Dim.
Just then Montana BooBee burst in, "I'm here to kill the Todd and Téa no sex rumor!"
Flo grinned.
JFP dragged on a ciggie.
Flo and Dim were in their dressing room chugging H20.
"Wow, Flo, what a weird day," said Dim, "Got scoop?"
"Well, I've been reading this script, trying to learn my lines…" said Flo.
"You've got lines to learn?" gleamed Dim, "Details! Flo! Details!"
"A girl's gotta have some secrets…." said Flo.

NEXT:
1. JFP tries to take Flo's script.
2. Botrina takes steps to have Kevin shipped off to Kosovo. Will Bo find out?
3. The details of JFP's contract leaks out.
4. Makeup room gossip
5. Flo got juicy scoop.