OLTL SATIRE-PART TWENTY ONE

An OLTL Satire - Part 21 - "No More Vigilante Justice!"

This is a work of fiction. It is meant to be satirical in nature.

WHAT HAPPENS:
1. Bo visits Botrina at her boathouse and gets a surprise.
2. Montana BooBee's fan club holds JFP hostage.
3. FOJ's do poor in the polls.
4. Flo got scoop.

Dim walked into her dressing room and threw a book down on her dresser. Flo was reading her script.
"Dim. What's up?" asked Flo.
"Watch out Flo, I'm crabby today…" said Dim frowning.
"Why are you crabby?" asked Flo putting her script down.
"It's a bit of everything…" said Dim.
"So what's up with the book? Part of your crabby problem?" asked Flo. She got up and reached for some H20 in the frig. She gave Dim some.
"You know, I'm taking law classes part time at night," said Dim.
"You told me," said Flo.
"Well, it's my CONTRACTS class. Understanding CONTRACTS isn't easy and Robin…." started Dim.
"Robin…? Are you and Robin planning something devious? Underhanded?" asked Flo.
Dim nodded her head 'yes.'
Flo prodded Dim for more info, "Dim, what's up? Got scoop?"
"Do you want deniability?" asked Dim.
"Bottom line up front, as you like to say Dim," said Flo.
"Robin and I are gonna sneak into JFP's office and do something devious and underhanded to her contract…"
"Bad Dim…" said Flo chuckling.

Dim and TDS showed up on the set in nothing but a clingy nightie and robe for Dim and a bathrobe for TDS. Dim and TDS grinned at each other and took their places on Botrina's couch in the houseboat. The director yelled 'Action!' and the scene began.
Botrina and RJ were snuggling on the couch.
"RJ, I just hope Nora gets you off. And you know she's not my favorite lawyer," said Botrina.
"Me too," said RJ.
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get it," said Botrina getting up.
"I'll get some coffee," said RJ walking into the kitchen.
Botrina opened the door.
"Dad?" muttered Botrina softly.
"Can I come in Trina?" asked Bo. He looked whipped.
"Sure," said Botrina opening the door. Bo walked in.
"Trina, your brother's wake is scheduled for this evening. The funeral is tomorrow," said Bo sadly.
"Dad, you can count on me to be there," said Botrina gently. She gave Bo a hug.
RJ walked out of the kitchen in his robe holding two coffees.
"Your coffee is ready Trina," said RJ.
Bo broke his daughter's embrace.
"Trina…you…and RJ…." muttered Bo.
"I tried to tell you. The timing wasn't appropriate," said Botrina.
"I see," said Bo.
"It wasn't me…." started RJ. He walked beside Botrina.
"I don't want to hear it… I can't hear it…" muttered Bo turning towards the door.
"Dad!" exclaimed Botrina, "I'll be there…tonight."
"Just don't bring him," said Bo leaving.
A tear escaped from Botrina. RJ put the coffees down and held her.

Dim and Flo were doing sandwiches for lunch in their dressing room when SS suddenly burst in.
"Quick! Hide me!" exclaimed SS.
Dim stood up, "Sonia? What's going on?"
They heard loud noises coming from the hallway.
"My fan club has invaded the building. They're looking for me and demanding I kill Kevil now!" exclaimed SS out of breath.
"Sonia - you've got a really weird fan club," said Flo.

Robin Strasser and Dim walked into JFP's office with the mail. Robin was doing SS a favor, while SS composed herself.
JFP was dragging on a ciggie, "Where's Sonia?"
"Ah, Sonia's fan club is here today," said RS in her best 'Dorian' voice.
"Oh," said JFP, "Well, give it to me straight. What do the polls say? How did Kevin do?" JFP took some brasso out of her desk and started polishing TG 's picture.
"Ah, Kevin came in DEAD last," said Dim.
"Yes," said RS, "Tying him for DEAD last was Roseanne, Sykes, BooBee, Lindsay, and Congressman Graham."
"Who topped the list?" asked JFP dragging harder on her ciggie.
"Todd, Téa, Blair, Botrina, and RJ," said Robin.
"None of my FOJ's?" asked JFP.
Just then a group of fans burst in JFP's office looking very paramilitary and carrying obvious water pistols…except to JFP.
"Uh, who are you?" asked JFP.
"We're the Montana BooBee Gun-For-Hire Club and we're taking you hostage," said the leader.
"Oh great…!" muttered RS.
"Oh Shit…!" muttered Dim.
"Wanna sign a contract? Need a ciggie?" asked JFP.
RS and Dim gave JFP a dirty look.
"We want BooBee to kill Kevin NOW!" demanded the leader.
"BooBee can't kill the show's stud!" exclaimed JFP.
"Get Montana BooBee up here now!" commanded the leader.
JFP turned on hr intercom. The 'Bold and Beautiful' theme played, "Pam! It 's Jill!"
"Whatdaya' want?" demanded PL.
"Get Montana BooBee up here now!" exclaimed Jill.
"Why? Being held hostage?" asked PL laughing.
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY PAM!" said JFP.
RS turned to JFP, "The B and B theme? Traitor…"
JFP gave RS a feeble smile, "It's a good little ditty…"

After fifteen minutes, SS walked in dressed in her Montana BooBee get up after having 'composed' herself. Her fan club turned to her and bowed.
"Oh great Militia Mistress…" said one fan.
"Oh great Guerilla Goddess…" said another fan.
"Oh shit!" said Dim to RS.
"Thank God you're here!" muttered JFP.
"We want you to kill Kevil…" demanded the leader.
Sonia put some 'bass' in her voice, "Kevil's demise will come soon enough and when it does I will be there. Now fan club - No More Vigilante Justice."
"Yes, oh, Militia Mistress…" said the leader. They holstered their water pistols and marched out.
"Sonia, you've got a strange bunch of fans…" said Dim.
JFP wiped the sweat off her brow.
Just then JFP's intercom rang. It was AS.
"Jill!! What kind of MADHOUSE are you running down there?" demanded AS.

Dim walked into her dressing room. Flo was there chugging H20.
"Dim, heard BooBee's fan club took you, Robin, and Jill hostage," said Flo giggling.
"It was ugly Flo," said Dim, "Got scoop?"
"Téa throws Todd a party and it gets HOT. Real HOT…." started Flo.
"How HOT?" asked Dim.
"Well, it cools off pretty fast when Roseanne walks in making googoo eyes again…" said Flo.
"Damn that Rosie!" said Dim, "How long do we have to put up with JFP's FOJ' s?"
"Got a year?" asked Flo.

NEXT:
1. RS and Dim break into JFP's office.
2. Bo has a loonngg talk with RJ.
3. Botrina and Kevin fight in front of Asa
4. Rumours run rampart…
5. Flo got scoop.